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[main theme playing]

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[whistling noise]

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[barking]

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[boy imitating plane whirring]

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[audience laughing]

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Blast you, Red Baron.
I'll get you yet.

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Please get my airplane,
Sister.

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Now look, Ace. You've scored one
direct hit and three possibles.

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That's enough missions
for any kid with a sore throat.

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[gentle music playing]

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Sister Bertrille, I think
I will fly the kite now.

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I think
you will take a nap now.

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[newsreader] Now for news of local interest.

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While being
taken into custody,

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an alleged bank robber
escaped early this morning,

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according to police reports.

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The fugitive,
Ignacio Ferrante,

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is believed to be hiding out
in the vicinity of San Tanco.

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And now, news...

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[clicks off]

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[thinking]
Now just get ahold of yourself.

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Just because you're
alone in the convent

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with a sick kid is
no reason to fall apart.

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Yeah?
If that's no reason, what is?

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Now calm down
and try to remember

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you're under the protection

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of our fearless
Captain of Police.

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Captain Fomento?

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[cheerful music]

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[relaxing yet lively music]

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[loud crunching]

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[rhythmic, soft music]

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[chiming]

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[thinking]
Try to remember that you're in the Convent San Tanco,

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not Dracula's castle.

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[ringing]

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Hello, hello?

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[woman] This is Lupe.
Can I come over?

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Why, sure.

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You won't believe
what I've been through.

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I don't know what
I'll do with him.

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He's driving meloca.
He is, huh?

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I'll tell you about it
when I come over.

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He mopes around.
Doesn't listen to a word I say.

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Last night,
he left the house

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and didn't get back
till morning.

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Oh, uh, maybe
he's visiting a sick friend.

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A dog visiting
a sick friend?

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Calling your husband
names isn't gonna...

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Husband?

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I'm talking about my dog.
Who is this?

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This is Sister Bertrille.

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I was calling Constantina.

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Oh...

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Does this mean
you're not coming over?

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[phone clicks]

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[thinking]
You know what will calm you down?

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Hah. A short flight.

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[mellow music]

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[audience laughs]

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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[audience chuckling]

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[tapping hard bread]

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[clock chiming]

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[clock continues chiming]

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[garbage disposal whirring]

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[audience laughing uproariously]

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[screaming]

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[both screaming]

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Sister Bertrille.

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Captain Fomento,
I'm so glad you're here.

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I heard a scream.
A scream?

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Yes.
Where?

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Well, the...
That was me.

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What was the trouble?

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Captain, there's
an intruder in the convent.

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Intruder?
Oh, where? Where?

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Well, I don't know
where he is,

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but I know what he smokes.
Just come with me.

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It's an interesting blend of
American and Turkish tobacco.

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Latakia, a pinch of cavendish
and a drop of Virginia.

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Low in tar and
high in nicotine.

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And you get a coupon
with every package.

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That's wonderful.
How do you know that?

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It's my cigarette, Sister.

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Where's everybody else?

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They're at the Contessa
Valadon's charity party.

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She gives one
every year for the convent.

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I had to stay behind
and take care of a sick kid.

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May I help you?
Well, no.

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Actually, I was just passing by
to warn the Reverend Mother

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that if in case any...

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Well, being that
she is not here,

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there is
no point at all then.

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Warn her?
Warn her about what?

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There is really
nothing to worry about.

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In fact, you can take it
out of your mind completely.

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But do not open
the doors to strangers,

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especially if
he wears a mustache

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and above all,
do not be frightened.

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I'm already frightened.

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So you might as well tell me
who I'm frightened of.

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This big mouth of mine,
I don't know...

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Being that the cat is out of the
bag, I might as well tell you.

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Ignacio Ferrante,
bank robber,

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while being taken
into custody, he escaped.

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And he is now in
the neighborhood, right now.

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I heard about it on the radio.
Is he dangerous?

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Well, only if armed.

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Is he armed?

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Like a regiment.

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Good day, Sister.
You're not leaving?

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The sooner I go, the sooner
Ferrante will be captured.

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Would you like some coffee?
You don't understand.

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This is an all-point bulletin.
Some cherry pie?

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A la mode?
I've got all officers

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from here to San Felipe.
They're going to...

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Do you have vanilla ice cream?
Tons of it.

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I'll just have three scoops.
Okay.

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How about another
piece of pie, Captain?

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Some coffee?

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Two portions are
more than sufficient.

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Well, I must be going.

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You're not gonna eat
and run, are you?

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I am so full I can't run.
But I will walk.

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What would you like
for dinner?

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Sister,
you do not understand.

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There is a criminal at large.

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We're having steak
smothered in onions.

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Yes, but I... Smothered.
What time are you serving?

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Any minute.
No, Sister, really.

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You're acting like
a young hysterical girl.

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Well, I am
a young hysterical girl.

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[whispering]
What was that?

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I don't hear a sound.

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Neither do I.
That's what's scary.

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You said he was
a professional burglar,

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so he wouldn't
make a sound, right?

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Right.

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Well, we didn't hear
a sound.

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Maybe the sound we didn't hear
is the one he isn't making.

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[audience laughing]

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[mellow music]

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[tires screeching]

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[newsreader] And now for the news
of the local scene.

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There are
no new developments

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in the search
for the alleged bank robber

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who escaped
from the police

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while in custody
early this morning.

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According to the San Tanco
police officials,

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the man is known
as Ignacio Ferrante.

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He is 6'4",
weighs 230 pounds

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and has a black mustache.

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[Bertrille] Yes?

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[man] My poor automobile
is in need of water.

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I would deem it an act of mercy
if I could get some here.

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Okay. Come on in.

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[exhaling]

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May the, uh,
saints bless you, Sister.

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There's plenty more
where that came from.

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Goodness me, you look
as thirsty as your car.

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How about some iced tea?

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That's very kind of you, Sister,
but, uh, I am in a great hurry.

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Rush, rush, that's the trouble
with the world today.

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How about some cherry pie
to go with your iced tea?

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Thank you, but no.

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I'd consider it a great favor
if you'd stay for a while.

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Sister, are you
trying to keep me here?

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Well, frankly, yes.

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You see, there's this escaped
bank robber lurking around...

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Well, I'm afraid
to be alone.

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Relax yourself.

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This is the last place
a bank robber would hide.

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Take it from me.

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Not if he was clever.

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I mean, who'd think
of looking for him here?

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[whimpering]

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Forgive me
for saying this, Sister.

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I mean it only in
the greatest respect,

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but you have
a very good criminal mind.

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Cherry pie, huh?

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Yeah, on second thought, I think
I'll stay and have some iced tea

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and cherry pie.

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Oh, thank you.

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I feel so much safer

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knowing there's a man
around the convent.

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So you see,
there are three roads.

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And if you don't wanna
take the highway,

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then you can take the other
two roads to San Raphael.

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I'm very grateful to you,
Sister, for the information.

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Wouldn't you like
some more iced tea?

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Sister, if I were a camel

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I would have
enough iced tea in me

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to cross the Sahara...
non-stop.

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You can't go.

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There's a lot you haven't
told me about yourself.

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What do you mean?

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You told me you're a salesman.
So what do you sell?

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Nothing that
would interest you.

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Try me. We're always buying
things. What's your line?

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I sell, uh, coffins.

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Well, you're in luck. We're
in the market for a coffin.

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[sighing]

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Somebody died?

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00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,278
No, but why wait
till the last minute?

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Why don't you sit down,

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and you can give me
your sales pitch.

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Well, I'm sorry, Sister.
I sell only wholesale.

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Now I must go.

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[door creaking]

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Now, you said
we were alone.

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Don't frighten the child.

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Felix, hello.
How are you? Come on in.

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Felix, t-t-this is
S-S-Se�orSmith.

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That looks like a gun,
doesn't it? Well, it's not.

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It's one of those things
that shoots blanks,

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you know,
when they start races?

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[Felix] You are going
to have a race?

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[Bertrille] No, not right this second.

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Se�orSmith,
you can put it away.

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00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,454
No, no, Sister.

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It needs to be polished.

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Well, Se�orSmith
was just leaving.

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"SMITH":
No, no, I'm sorry, Sister.

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Now that you know
the reason for my visit,

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I think we have
many things to discuss.

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[Felix] Oh, I know.

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You're going to adopt a child
from the orphanage, yes?

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That's it. Heh.

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And we were just
going over the stock.

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Well, don't look at me, senor.
I'm already taken.

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Next week, I go to live in San
Tomas with my new parents.

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[Bertrille] That's very interesting. But
it's beddy-bye time for Felix.

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Come on. All right.
Upstairs to bed. Take a nap.

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I just finished my nap.
Take another one.

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But I'm hungry.

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Then I'll bring you
a sandwich upstairs, okay?

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Yes, Sister.
All right.

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Thank you for
not frightening the child.

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And who else is here?

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Nobody, honest.
They all went to a party.

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Yeah.

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Where do you think
you're going, huh? Ah, ah.

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I was just gonna
show you to the door.

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Now you've made it impossible
for me to leave.

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As soon as I walk out the door,
you'll call the police.

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Call the police?
Why should I do that?

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I don't have
anything against you.

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You would swear this
on the holy Bible?

252
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,433
That's not cricket.

253
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:56,654
Se�or!
It must be a boy, senor?

254
00:15:56,825 --> 00:16:00,085
I mean if you don't like Manuel,
you can adopt Olivia.

255
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,573
She may not be a boy,

256
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,053
but she's the best
second-baseman on our team.

257
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,184
Tell him her
batting average, Sister.

258
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,616
Three sixty-five.

259
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,102
I'll put her down on my list.

260
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,543
Now go to bed, pronto.

261
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,230
Yes, sir.

262
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,977
Now, let me see,
where were we?

263
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,073
Oh. Yes, about me
calling the police.

264
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,292
May I make a suggestion?
Certainly.

265
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,071
Give yourself up.

266
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,766
Sister, I like you. Don't spoil
it with stupid remarks.

267
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,424
[police siren wailing]

268
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,818
That must be Captain Fomento
coming back.

269
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,382
The police?
San Tanco's finest.

270
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,258
You might as well
give yourself up.

271
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,220
You're practically surrounded.
I don't surround easy, Sister.

272
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,259
And if I am caught, I will take
you and the boy with me.

273
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,695
Where?

274
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,485
Just follow
the direction of the gun.

275
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,919
Oh. Out this way.
Come on.

276
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,146
Sister Bertrille!

277
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,982
Captain?
I didn't hear you knocking.

278
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,590
There's a black Sedan parked
in front of the convent.

279
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,631
I'm suspicious
because I've never seen...

280
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,457
Captain, have you
met the Mother General?

281
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,033
Then it is your car.

282
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,295
For a moment
I thought that...

283
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,861
Well, never mind.

284
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,908
I'm glad you have company.

285
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:25,133
I'm happy to meet you,
Mother General.

286
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:28,085
Are you, uh,
enjoying your stay?

287
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,569
I said, are you...
She's taken a vow of silence.

288
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:34,878
Oh.

289
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,453
Oh, no.

290
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,367
You'd better do as she says.

291
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,604
Excuse me, I do not wish
to pry, Mother General.

292
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,905
But if you are...
Excuse me.

293
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:07,352
If you are silent,
how can you give orders?

294
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,697
Oh.

295
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:24,193
"It is not easy."

296
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:27,894
"It is not easy," huh?
Very good. Very good.

297
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:30,943
Incidentally, did you tell
the Mother General about the...

298
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,110
She knows. She knows.

299
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,423
Fear not, Mother General,

300
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:37,292
because we know
that Ignacio Ferrante

301
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,214
will not be able to
escape our dragnet.

302
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,159
Did you hear that,
Mother General?

303
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:48,001
"Why?"
Good question.

304
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,740
I will show you why.

305
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:54,052
See here now, there are
only three escape routes

306
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,350
that he can take.

307
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,485
One will be Cienega Pass,

308
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,049
one, Avenida Colombo,

309
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,656
and the other
is Bolivar Freeway.

310
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,576
But the police force
from San Raphael

311
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,491
will be guarding
Cienega Pass.

312
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,406
And the police force
from San Juan

313
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,281
will be guarding
Avenida Colombo.

314
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,112
If he should be so foolish,
but so very, very, very foolish

315
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,151
to try to escape
through the Bolivar Freeway,

316
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:18,718
Sergeant Salazar will be there
ready to crush him.

317
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,508
[audience laughing]

318
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,205
Like this cream pie.

319
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,167
I finished the sandwich.

320
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,386
Hello, Captain Fomento.
Oh, hello, Felix.

321
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:36,645
Where is the man?

322
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,567
[Fomento] Man? Man?
What man?

323
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,092
Man?
Oh, man, man.

324
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,566
He means
the man who came here.

325
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,435
He wanted some
iced tea for his car...

326
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:44,707
Water for his radiator.

327
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,269
[Fomento] Did he have a mustache?

328
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:47,746
Not when he came in.

329
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,055
He could have shaven it off.
I don't think so.

330
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,632
He wouldn't have looked good
with a mustache.

331
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,370
[Fomento] Can you describe him to me?

332
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,801
I think he
looked a little like...

333
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,588
Oh...

334
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,762
You better take another nap.
Sleep, sleep...

335
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,238
When I grow up,

336
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,808
I'm never sleeping
again as long as I live.

337
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,806
These children.

338
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:10,168
Mother General, could you
keep an eye on Sister Bertrille?

339
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,469
You know, she with the big heart
that she has,

340
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,816
she would invite
Jack the Ripper to supper.

341
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,076
Well, I must
be going.

342
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,648
You're not leaving now,
are you?

343
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,645
I will be back in an hour.

344
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,387
What is it,
Mother General?

345
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,958
Yes.

346
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,969
You will like a gun
for your protection?

347
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,365
I'm afraid of guns.
She's afraid of guns.

348
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:37,799
Terrified.

349
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,365
"I am not."
She is not.

350
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,106
Yes, but if you give us
your gun

351
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,847
then you'll be
unprotected and...

352
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,068
But I always carry
an extra weapon in my car.

353
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,768
[Fomento] Mother General, do you know
how to use a gun?

354
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,946
No.
I'd like to show you.

355
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,692
This is a revolver,
of course.

356
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,043
And it holds six rounds.

357
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,082
Now, to release the chamber,
you must...

358
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,518
And...

359
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:05,695
I bet you were a general before
you were a Mother General.

360
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,533
And the first rule is
not to point the gun, no.

361
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,573
You see, it has
a sensitive trigger and...

362
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,318
And it will go off

363
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,279
unless you put your hands
on your head, pronto.

364
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,446
Ignacio Ferrante,
it is my duty

365
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,587
to advise you of your
constitutional rights.

366
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,979
One, you have
the right to be silent.

367
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:27,723
Two, anything you say can
and will be held against you

368
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,415
in any court of the law.

369
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,642
Three, you are allowed
to make one telephone call

370
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,162
to speak to your attorney.

371
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,895
Four, you will never get
through the road block.

372
00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:37,947
A captain of police
driving the car,

373
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:39,562
two nuns in the backseat,

374
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,953
one holding a gun
to the Captain's head,

375
00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:44,387
will get through.

376
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:46,314
I believe
you are right.

377
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:51,403
However, I will not
take another step.

378
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:54,311
Repeat that statement.

379
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:57,047
I think what he means is
that he can't take another step

380
00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:58,668
because his boots
are too tight.

381
00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:00,359
No.

382
00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:04,366
I will not take another step
because I choose not to.

383
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:08,680
Ferrante, you will get to your
car only over my dead body.

384
00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:10,069
As you wish.

385
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,721
Captain, this is no time
to be a hero.

386
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,546
What other time do I have?

387
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:16,034
Fining litterbugs?

388
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:17,994
Giving tickets
for overtime parking?

389
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:19,732
Arresting jaywalkers?

390
00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:22,343
An opportunity like this comes
once in a lifetime.

391
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,075
Ferrante,
as an officer of the law,

392
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:27,775
I demand that you give
yourself up without a struggle

393
00:22:27,955 --> 00:22:30,125
unless you wish to experience
the true meaning...

394
00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:31,605
[wind blowing]

395
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:33,305
...of police brutality.

396
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,978
Sister Bertrille,
I want you to...

397
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:53,241
I want you to witness
a single-handed capture.

398
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,545
I'll testify to that.

399
00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:57,252
You see, Sister?

400
00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:00,029
The only way to treat a bully
is to stand up to him.

401
00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:01,424
She...

402
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:05,467
You... fly... in the air
like a bird.

403
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:08,645
She flew like a bird. In the air
like a bird. Big bird.

404
00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:10,742
Se�or,if you think
that you're going

405
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:13,441
to get out of this
by pleading insanity...

406
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,480
you're out of your mind.

407
00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:17,866
March!

408
00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:20,402
Like a bird...

409
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:28,541
[knocking on door]

410
00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:29,761
Who is it?

411
00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:31,190
[Fomento] Captain Fomento.

412
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,886
How do I know
it's Captain Fomento?

413
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:35,073
Oh, please,
open the door, Sister.

414
00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:37,369
This is Captain Fomento.

415
00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,156
Oh, it's Captain Fomento,
all right.

416
00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:50,913
You can always
use the back door.

417
00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:53,611
How'd it go?
H-H-How did it go?

418
00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:56,350
Ignacio Ferrante
is safely behind bars.

419
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:57,652
Mmm-hmm.

420
00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,347
The Reverend Mother's office.

421
00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,085
That will be the best place.

422
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:02,265
For what?

423
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,231
For the interview.

424
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:09,671
Interview? What interview?

425
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:12,449
On television. Yes.
On television.

426
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,835
We are going to be interviewed
for the 6:00 news.

427
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:16,408
They should be here
any moment.

428
00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,235
What kind of questions
will they ask?

429
00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:20,373
What do reporters ask?
Questions, of course.

430
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:21,756
[ringing]

431
00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:25,505
Hello?

432
00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:27,551
Yes, Reverend Mother.

433
00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:29,947
Oh, we're fine.

434
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,600
You did?
She heard it on the radio.

435
00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:35,035
Uh, yes, and we're
going to be interviewed

436
00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:37,172
on television
in a few minutes.

437
00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,995
I wasn't scared.
Terrified is the word.

438
00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:42,574
Oh, Reverend Mother,
you should have seen him.

439
00:24:42,742 --> 00:24:45,442
Those cold black eyes and
that horrible sneer on his face,

440
00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:47,494
holding a gun
at our heads.

441
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,880
But Captain Fomento
stood right up to him.

442
00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:53,103
I've never seen a man so brave
in the face of death.

443
00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:56,764
I mean, he was unarmed, facing
a loaded gun held by a madman.

444
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,630
It's a miracle
Ferrante didn't just

445
00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:00,461
pull the trigger
and blow our heads...

446
00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:01,669
[thudding]

447
00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:07,769
I'll call you back,
Reverend Mother.

448
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:09,551
I have another emergency.

449
00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:12,335
[audience laughing]

450
00:25:21,345 --> 00:25:24,735
[end theme playing]

451
00:25:24,785 --> 00:25:29,335
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